Modules
· Home
· Current & Past Issues
· Donations
· Feedback
· Forums
· Search
· Sleepover Girls & Contests
· Submission Info
· Surveys
· Web Links
· Your Account
Contact & Submissions

Before requesting to have your film reviewed, please make sure to read the Film Submission FAQ in the Submission Info section and then contact the editor to request the review and get the shipping address.
 



Review Request
Status: Closed

Please contact us after the 1st of next month to send in your review requests.
 



Rogue Cinema is always on the lookout for new writers to join our regular staff of volunteers. If you would like to join the Rogue Cinema team, check out the Submission FAQ and then contact the editor to discuss your proposed submission(s).

Site Info
Your IP: 107.22.127.92

Welcome, Anonymous
Nickname
Password

· Register
· Lost Password

Donations
Donations
Make donations with PayPal!
Donat-o-Meter Stats

May´s Goal: $200.00
Due Date: May 31
Amount in: $0.00
Balance: $0.00
Left to go: $200.00

Donations
TIFVA

The Toronto International Film and Video Awards (TIFVA) is a Toronto-based not-for-profit awards ceremony/film festival committed to the support and promotion of independent artists in the film industry.

Roundtable Reviews
Reads: 1592
Posted by Duane on Sunday, October 01, 2006 @ 00:00:00 Mountain Daylight Time

 As someone who wasn't really a fan of the original film Demons, I can't say I didn't go into this sequel with just a little bit of antagonism towards this series. The original Demons, for my money, had some great gore - a decent idea behind it but actually not enough script to hold all the jumbles of good things together. Now here we are with this sequel, produced likely for a quick buck; with even LESS plot or semblances of logic - and I actually think I enjoyed it. Maybe it's because I first saw Demons before I had experienced all of the Italian horror scene of the seventies and eighties. Maybe if I went back and gave it another chance now it might be the best thing since sliced bread. I'll have to add it to my collection sometime soon I think. Demons 2 however, is so dumb, so ridiculous and so beyond making a point whatsoever - that I think it makes its downfalls into its strongsuits. If that makes any sense at all. God, I think I'm pulling a Demons 2. What I'm saying is that by the time the demons of the story start to show up in the most ludicrous fashion, and it becomes obvious that we the audience are never going to be filled in on just what the heck is going on in this scenario - it becomes SO easy to just turn your brain off and enjoy the classic genre staple of a bunch of people trapped in a small location trying to fight off outward forces. We've seen it done in just about every zombie flick since Night of the Living Dead - but Demons 2 just has that certain attitude of... well, if they don't care, I guess I shouldn't really care. So, in the end, everyone outside of the snooty critics or people with good taste - they all walk away happy.

Now, since we're doing a roundtable this month of horror movie masters and their works in the greatest of all fields - you've got to admit Demons 2 is a pretty odd choice no matter how you look at it. Yes, I know this, but since it was on my "to-watch" list and there are more than one master at work on this project I figured why the heck not. Being that the film is directed by a legen himself, Mr. Lamberto Bava to be exact. Son of the late great Mario Bava, a man who himself might be the most unknown pioneer of the horror genre or in general filmmaking as we know it. Lamberto scored himself quite the reputation as well with films like the original Demons, A Blade in the Dark, Macabre, Delirium and this fine film we present to you here today: Demons 2. In the writing department, at least credited towards it (really don't know much about his involvement, so don't shoot me one way or the other), there is also Dario Argento who also helped with the first Demons film and his track record - well it speaks for itself. Demons 2, I won't lie to anyone, it's not a great film. Not even what I guess I could consider a "good" one. Really, on a scale of one to ten, in terms of plot relevance, detail, fine filmmaking and general logical narrative - Demons 2 lands pretty low. I would be a lie if I tried to convince myself that this was really a "good" movie, it is however a very fun one. At least that's my opinion. I'm the kind of guy who busts a gut when the movie I'm watching dares me to take it serious, when it goes far out on a limb and the twig snaps. I wouldn't say I catch myself laughing at the movie, but more or less deriving entertainment from the film one way or another and I like to consider that laughing alongside it. After all, it was built to entertain and no matter how it comes about as long as that goal is achieved I figure the film can't help but be a success in some form or another.

So, the plot... yes, the plot... my mind has drew a blank. Plot, there was plot? Oh yeah, I seem to recall some of that. Essentially, from what I can gather from my failing memory and a couple of google searches usually involving the terms "Demons 2 - WUT?!?!?". In our film an apartment building is full of ruckus as a party takes place on one floor, a gym is crammed full of good looking healthy people staying trim and young children/nice looking women stay up watching television. On the television a program based around Demons plays, in what I guess is supposed to be a documentary (though it's shot from several angles and lit just like a film shot on a production stage) we are shown some teenagers disrupting some tomb-like surrounding where the Demons from the title lay in dormant. It doesn't take long and people start to wind up dead - and it doesn't take long for those Demons to pop out of the television set. You heard me right, yes, the Demons somehow travel into our world via this television program. Why isn't the world overrun with them? I don't know. What gives the Demons power to do this? I don't know. What exactly is going on from the film at this point forward? I don't know, but it's like Night of the Living dead with a bunch of buff aerobics people fighting zombie-like Demons... and featuring car crashes. I'd say that sounds pretty entertaining.

From then on out it's a fight for survival as anyone and everyone starts to go all Demon-ish, including a young child (AWESOME!!!) and a horrible transformation featuring a demon dog (DOUBLE AWESOME!!!). Needless to say, it is all a bit ridiculous, but in a good way. Demons 2 may not be a great piece of work by anyone's stretch of the imagination, but it's a hoot if you're in a silly mood like me the majority of the time. I even plan to give it a watch on my big Halloween I've got planned coming up. Gobbless Lamberto Bava, when the man is making gold he makes gold, but when he's making bronze... heck, it's at least a little bit shinier than most.


-----

Rogue Reviewers Roundtable Topic: Masters of Horror

Josh's Review Site: Varied Celluloid




Roundtable Reviews | (Score: 4)
Roundtable Reviews
Reads: 1823
Posted by Duane on Sunday, October 01, 2006 @ 00:00:00 Mountain Daylight Time

 Tom Holland, who directed and wrote the screenplay for Fright Night, has a long resume with roots firmly planted in the horror genre. His writing credits include a few TV adaptations of Stephen King works, the first of many sequels to Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho, and the original Child’s Play. His latest directing project is We All Scream for Ice Cream, an entry in the Masters of Horror series, with previous credits ranging from a collection of Tales From the Crypt episodes, Thinner, and The Langoliers. Today’s feature is not widely considered a staple of the genre, but after watching it I can see how it has its fans over 20 years after its initial release.

Charlie Brewster is your average teenager, putting up with his girlfriend Amy’s issues and a skuzzy friend known as “Evil” Ed Thompson. Life gets a whole lot more complicated when new neighbors arrive and one of them, the charming yet sinister Charlie Brewster, seems to be a vampire. Evidence seems obvious to Charlie, but his friends and family feel he’s just falling off the deep end. Even Peter Vincent, a local legend who made his film career by appearing as the “great vampire killer” thinks the kid is delusional. Of course, being a horror movie, revelations soon arrive and the battle lines are drawn. Can a handful of teens brought up on vampire movies and a has-been actor stand up to Brewster and his equally eerie henchman?

In many ways Fright Night comes off as your typical ‘80s teen flick, with the usual character types (dorky hero, flighty girlfriend, and stupid sidekick among them). Thankfully the vampire element kicks things into high gear almost minutes into the film, casting a nice sense of dread over what is otherwise a Brat Pack movie. And unlike many villains, Charlie Brewster truly is a threat, a combination of classic looks and the ability to hold an easy grudge. When the final showdown arrives it actually makes you wonder if the good guys will come out swinging in the end, and it’s nice to have that sense of the unknown for once. It also helps that the makeup effects are top notch, especially when Amy becomes a vampire bride and her chompers become ridiculously snaggly (think of a piranha on steroids).

I was confused with some elements of the script, however. A major plot point sees Evil Ed becoming a vampire, but I was never entirely sure why he volunteered to join Charlie’s legion of the damned. Also, and this is so odd I can’t even make up an explanation, Ed actually turns into a wolf during a battle with Peter Vincent. So, what, was he a werewolf/vampire hybrid? I didn’t really understand what was going on, but at least his gory transformation back into a human looked cool. In the end I guess this is more important than logic, since Fright Night aims to be dumb fun and pulls it off well. Pick it up the next time you’re in need of a rainy day rental.


-----

Rogue Reviewers Roundtable Topic: Masters of Horror

Jonathon's Review Site: Cinebomb




Roundtable Reviews | (Score: 5)
Roundtable Reviews
Reads: 1268
Posted by Duane on Sunday, October 01, 2006 @ 00:00:00 Mountain Daylight Time

 “There’s more to this film than just another big motherfuckin’ dude with a big motherfuckin’ knife…”

And so upon finding out that this month’s Roundtable was going to be Masters Of Horror, given our close proximity to Halloween, my choice of was a simple one. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, ever one for seamless originality, I bring you the finest work by legendary director John Carpenter – Halloween. I bet you never saw that one coming.

Halloween is perhaps the most influential and important horror movie to ever unleash its bloody rage upon society, with perhaps the exception of Alfred Hitchcock, whom was reportedly a massive influence upon Carpenter’s legendary outing into the world of suspense and the macabre. The effect this film has had on the film industry is like a tidal wave in its intensity and impact, sweeping aside old ideas and an increasingly stale genre with a fresh new vision – a vision that would later be raped into submission by countless re-makes, sequels, Hollywood committee thinking and the so-called ‘brain-dead 80’s MTV generation.’ One thing is for certain – many of today’s top horror directors are heavily influenced by Carpenter and his style – Wes Craven, for instance, would probably still be writing for The Twilight Zone had this movie not been made.

This is ironic, given that when this film was released into cinemas on October 25th 1978, barely anyone paid any notice – the film falling to a mixture of poor reviews and poor takings at the box office. The yawns of the world were deafening as critics quickly brushed over what they saw as a piece of unimaginative garbage by an unknown young director. Also as crippling (initially, at least) was the silent ambivalence of fans, who could have made or broken the movie, but decided to leave it alone in search of bigger and brighter things, and what other cinematic bullshit was on sale at the time. Bear in mind, this is before the era of teenage fanboys, geeky teenagers and slasher-fiends – fan groups which in my mind were invented partly by the fame this film would eventually capture.

The saviour of our story is Tom Allen, writer for The Village Voice, who saw real promise in this small and overlooked film, making comparisons with the work of the aforementioned Alfred Hitchcock, praising the eerie camera work and pacing of Carpenter, and the performances of its young cast, including then unknown Jamie Lee Curtis. (This was her first role and one which would have her pigeon-holed as a ‘scream queen’ for the next decade.) Quick to jump on the bandwagon were more prominent critics like Roger Ebert, who praised the film in 1979. With such hard-hitting critical acclaim and vigorously spreading word-of-mouth, the film enjoyed something of a re-birth, grossing over $45 million in the ‘States alone – a figure made even more impressive when you consider the film cost just $315,000 to make. The commercial success of the piece would inspire countless sequels, spin-offs and clones, all clamouring for the same kind of fame and appeal the original now suddenly enjoyed.

I can almost certainly guarantee that you have seen this film before, given its mass appeal and legendary status. However, for those of you out there who’ve been living in a cave since the 70’s, here’s a recap on what to expect when you finally embrace society and the world of the moving image…

A naughty, demented little boy called Michael Myers (not to be confused with the geeky comic who brought us the Austin Powers films) brutally slays his sister with a kitchen knife after witnessing them doing the dirty. The brutal humanity of what he sees before him, it seems, triggers some kind of evil impulse to slay and rend flesh and paint the walls red. His immediate incarceration in a high-security asylum does nothing to quench his homicidal tendencies, despite being locked up until his 21st birthday. His blank, soul-less, emotionless eyes and sheer, unbridled psychosis leave fear in the hearts of whomever he comes across; most notably Dr Sam Loomis, the poor bastard charged with healing Myer’s mind. As Loomis, played with amazing skill by Donald Pleasance, solemnly puts it;

“I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blind, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the Devil’s eyes! I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up for I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil!”

But then, on Halloween, Myers goes missing from his padded cell, headed back to his home town where he first murdered his sister, hell-bent of murder, death, mayhem and all the other chaos you’d expect from such a knife-swinging madman. Indeed, no-one is safe, especially the frivolous teenagers who walk the streets, blissfully unaware of the danger that lurks in the shadows.

It’s not the violence that scares the living crap out of this film’s audiences, however. Unlike many of the recycled and unimaginative ‘slasher’ clones that would follow, there is relatively little violence and barely any blood. The very vision of Myers is scary, his face covered in a white, ghost-like mask with dark, corpse-like eyes peering out maliciously from underneath. He stands motionless in shadows, stalking his prey, watching over them with a terrifying calm – it’s almost as if he’s beyond human, one step closer to the grave than the victims he chases. By the film’s brutal third act, there has been so much tension built up around this man that he becomes almost monster-like, invincible as he prowls near-invincible after his final victim – it’s as if he’s evolved to become the very personification of unstoppable evil, as if the vengeance of hell itself courses through his sick, twisted veins. (It is little surprise that Myers is infact credited as ‘The Shape’ and would not gain the moniker Michael Myers until the 1981 sequel.)

The acting in this film is so good it seems natural – these could be real teenagers you see before you. Jamie Lee Curtis especially personifies the girl-next-door, an innocent charm seems to ooze effortlessly from her person as she goes about her Halloween painfully unknowing of the fear that lurks around the corner. The highlight, however, is certainly Donald Pleasance in possibly his best ever performance. As Dr Loomis he seems terrified to his very core of this monster that walks the streets, talking of Michael as more than a man, perhaps a pigmentation of Ze Deeevil Himself. (Is his performance here better than that of Ernst Stavro Blofeld? Time will tell.)

Perhaps the most understated aspect of this film is its awe-inspiring soundtrack, played with terrifying precision by Carpenter himself – the same creepy piano tones eerily dance through the film, raising the hairs on your skin. It’s like electricity in your veins. The soundtrack has now become almost as immortal as the film itself, instantly recognizable and in my mind the second most effective and recognizable horror theme of all time (behind the Exorcist.) Perhaps if Carpenter had seen the impact his music would have, or the commercial impact the film would attain, he would not have given credit for the music to the ‘Bowling Green Orchestra.’ Regardless, it is impressive that the author of such a haunting piece claims not to know a single note.

I could go on for days about the virtues, the ins-and-outs and various other facets of this legendary film, but I’m not going to. If you have even half a brain and even the most limited knowledge of horror cinema, you’ll have already seen this film – many of you will probably already have its DVD sitting proudly on your shelf. For those hermits out there yet to witness this epic event in cinema history, I recommend you get of your wide ass right now.

Unlike the vast majority of horror flick down the years – most of which are the absolute drizzling shit – this film brings subtlety, pacing, tension and character building to the table. Despite Myer’s “dead man walking” qualities, he seems painfully realistic in his grim humanity – a universe away from the one man army statue of self-parody he would one day become. This is by no means just another slasher flick, this is by no means another piece of retro splatter to waste your time with. This is an epic. A classic. This is, in my mind, perhaps the greatest horror movie ever made.


-----

Rogue Reviewers Roundtable Topic: Masters of Horror

David's Review Site: Death by Cinema




Roundtable Reviews | (Score: 0)
Roundtable Reviews
Reads: 2043
Posted by Duane on Sunday, October 01, 2006 @ 00:00:00 Mountain Daylight Time

 Next to Dario Argento, Lucio Fulci is probably the most recognized Italian horror film maker on the planet and is definitely a true "master of horror." Though Lucio has passed on into the next world, his films have retained a high degree of popularity and have garnered a constantly growing cult following. Though Fulci will best be remembered for the insanely original zombie epic Zombi 2 (1979) and the nightmarish The Beyond (1981), it'd be foolish to overlook City of the Living Dead. While not nearly as popular (or as good) as Zombi 2 or The Beyond, City of the Living Dead (a.k.a. The Gates of Hell) has its fair share of chills and thrills, and creates an atmosphere of dread, even as the first frame of film begins to roll.

City kicks off as a priest hangs himself in a graveyard. Apparently this act of suicide opens up the gates to Hell in a town called Dunwich and soon the town succumbs to a variety of odd supernatural occurrences. A young psychic named Mary sees humanity's impending doom and seemingly dies from sheer terror. She's tossed in a coffin and nearly buried alive, but luckily she's saved by a reporter named Peter Bell. Soon, she and Peter travel to Dunwich in order to close the portals to Hell and save the entire human race. Meanwhile back in Dunwich, strange things are happening: The entire town is blanketed in an eerie fog throughout morning, noon and night and zombies that have the power to teleport, are popping up all over the town, led by the sinister-looking suicidal priest that we saw during the film's opening scenes.

To make matters worse, the undead priest has the ability to stare at people which causes them to vomit out their internal organs! (Too cool!) As the body count rises in the village of Dunwich, the townsfolk begin pointing fingers at Bob, an alleged sex offender that lives alone in a rundown building. Bob has seen and heard a great deal of disturbing things and begins living a nomadic life in the town. For a good chunk of the film he's running away in terror from pure evil and hiding in people's cars to take a nap. Sadly this latter habit gets Bob killed. He sleeps overnight in a car and ends up getting a drill through his skull courtesy of an angry and overprotective father. (Man that was freakin' awesome, I'm gonna rewind that. Ok.... 3... 2....1.... BLAM! Again! Again!)

Not long after Bob bites the dust, things really go to hell in Dunwich. Teleporting zombies ambush unsuspecting people and leave one small boy parentless. The local barflies are accosted in their booze-filled sanctuary by the undead. Peter, Mary, and their newfound ally, Gerry, decide that the time has come to get their butts to the Dunwich Cemetary and delve into the family tomb of the town's recently deceased priest. Once inside the eerie catacombs, the trio of heroes is attacked by a zombie. Peter has the back of his skull ripped off and Mary nearly ends up vomiting up her intestines until Gerry steps in and puts a steel spike in the attacking zombie's stomach. This somehow destroys the undead beastie but soon the ancient catacombs are filled with moldy corpses and a final showdown ensues between the creeping undead and our two mortal heroes for the sake of mankind's souls.

Though it would appear that good has overcome evil in this Fulci film, the final shot is pretty ambiguous and just leaves you scratching your head. It's been a good number of years since I've watched City of the Living Dead and I've discovered that I actually enjoy it. I was very disappointed with the film upon my first viewing, but I was obviously too young (and probably too stupid) to really appreciate Fulci's work. (Though I did, and still do, love Zombi 2!) City is incredibly atmospheric and develops an increasing sense of dread and impending doom as minor disturbances give way to a full blown Hell on Earth scenario. The soundtrack by Fabio Frizzi delivers the goods and ramps up the film's overall creepiness. (I must also note that several musical themes from this film mirror those that are found in Fulci's Zombi 2, which Fabio Frizzi also composed music for.)

The gore effects in the film are amazingly impressive, especially in the scene where a girl pukes up her guts, as well as the scene were poor Bob ends up on the wrong end of a drill. There's also a good smattering of brains in this film since the undead's main mode of attack is to rip off the back of their victims' skulls. And the makeup for the film's real stars, the zombies, is fantastic and grotesque and really amps up the horror elements in the movie. I really enjoyed City of the Living Dead as you can see and it really is a must see for Fulci fans, or anyone that's into zombie films or Italian horror. And since Halloween is on its way, this is definitely a great film to inflict on your more squeamish friends! So be sure to see this Lucio Fulci classic if you have the chance; I'm sure you won't be disappointed!

City of the Living Dead is currently available, uncut, from Anchor Bay Entertainment. The DVD features a good widescreen transfer of the film with Dolby 2.0 and Dolby 5.1 audio tracks. The disc is rounded out with a handful of extras including the film's original theatrical trailer, a few radio spots, and talent bios for Fulci and several of the film's key cast members. The DVD is available on its own, but is also available in an Anchor Bay "Fright Pack" boxed set that also contains: Hell of the Living Dead, The House by the Cemetary, Dead Heat, Nightmare City, and Let Sleeping Corpses Lie. I guess all I have left to say now is FULCI RULES!


-----

Rogue Reviewers Roundtable Topic: Masters of Horror

Jordan's Review Site: The B-Movie Film Vault




Roundtable Reviews | (Score: 4)
Roundtable Reviews
Reads: 1327
Posted by Duane on Sunday, October 01, 2006 @ 00:00:00 Mountain Daylight Time

 Psychotherapy ensues. The patient is looking the doctor in the eye as they role play. Doctor Raglan insults and browbeats the patient until he rips his shirt off and has numerous burns over his stomach and back. A group leaves impressed by Raglan’s demonstration. Frank picks up his daughter, Candy. They leave the clinic where Frank’s wife Nola is staying. At home, Frank discovers that Candy has a number of cuts and bites on Candy’s back.

Later, Frank sees Doctor Raglan and demands to see his wife. The good father is sure that Nola has abused and beaten Candy during her weekend visit and won’t bring Candy back again. Raglan claims that if Candy isn’t there for the weekend visits he’ll insure that Frank will lose custody. Doctor Raglan has another session with Nola.

Frank discusses the problem with his attorney who warns him not to go against Doctor Raglan. Frank decides to get witnesses to impeach Raglan’s credibility or to prove the guy’s a complete fraud. He visits Nola’s mother and leaves Candy there to spend the night.

Back at the clinic, Nola has another session. Raglan assumes the identity of Candy. Nola starts ranting about her mother. Raglan wants her to go all the way as creepy music starts.

Candy and Grandmother Julia look at old pictures. Something breaks out of a cabinet. Julia hears the noise in the kitchen and goes to investigate. A Killer Rage Midget strikes her repeatedly while Candy is in the living room. When the little girl goes to check on her grandmother, the Killer Rage Midget runs away. At Frank’s construction site, he gets a call how the police discovered Julia’s body and Candy asleep upstairs. The police psychiatrist questions Candy. The police ask Frank about Julia’s ex-husband. Frank talks with the police shrink who is sure Candy saw something but is blocking the memory.

Apparently, Nola is terrified that Frank thinks she’ll turn into her mother. Roleplaying, Raglan assumes the role of Daddy. Nola is sure that Frank is against her. As the role playing continues, Nola rants show her father didn’t try to stop her mother from beating her.

Frank meets with Jan, one of the disgruntled patients. Apparently, Frank and Jan’s lawyers know each other. Jan is suing Raglan for physiological damage. The therapy caused lymphoma which is killing him. Jan is just suing Raglan to generate bad publicity. Frank leaves and is getting suitably disturbed.

Frank picks Candy up at the school. He talks with Candy’s teacher, Ruth, about Candy when Barton calls. The obvious drunk Barton couldn’t talk to Nola and will head back to the clinic. Frank decides to go with him. Ruth stays to keep an eye on Candy. Killer Rage Midget is stalking Barton as Frank heads to pick him up. Barton has tried to distill liquor in his stomach is at least 4 sheets to the wind by this point. The Killer Rage Midget strikes as pseudo-Psycho music ensues. Frank heads in the house and is jumped by the Killer Rage Midget.

At Police Headquarters, the cops think Julia had a deformed child that got out of the attic. Frank is talking with the doctor performing the autopsy. The Killer Rage Midget has no retinas, can’t talk, no teeth but has beak like gums, no sexual organs, no belly button. It isn’t born like humans are.

Candy goes to school. A couple of kids in snow suits grab hammers. They’re KILLER RAGE MIDGETS and attack Ruth. One kid goes for help and brings Frank who finds Ruth has been beaten to death and that Candy is gone. Frank and the cops look for Candy. Elsewhere, Candy and the KILER RAGE MIDGETS are walking down the road.

Frank learns that Dr. Raglan is working with kids in a shed that Nola cares for. Frank heads to the clinic. At the clinic, Frank finds Dr. Raglan demanding to know where Candy is and reveals that Ruth is dead. Raglan warns that they’ll kill Frank if he interferes. Dr. Raglan admits that Nola is the mother of the KILLER RAGE MIDGETS. Her rage created them and went after her parents. However, Nola doesn’t realize she is subconsciously controlling them. Raglan wants Frank to try to calm Nola down. When the Brood is calm, he’ll get Candy out.

Frank talks with Nola. Understanding conversation ensues. As Raglan skulks up through the shed, Nola has been through a number of strange things. Frank wants to be part of her new life. Then, a KILLER RAGE MIDGET crawls out of NOLA!!!

Raglan is trying to find Candy, while Nola seems to be enjoying some placenta chili. Frank is suitably disturbed. Nola is getting mad at Frank. The Brood awakens. Raglan sends Candy to Frank. The good doctor starts shooting at the KILLER RAGE MIDGETS. However, too many of them overpower and kill him. Nola starts ranting about how she’d kill Candy before letting Frank have her. The KILLER RAGE MIDGETS notice Candy who escapes the room. Frank tries forcing Nola to realize the KILLER RAGE MIDGETS do what she want. Frank strangles her which stops the KILLER RAGE MIDGETS. He leaves with Candy.

Note: I'm not sure if the Nola's children of rage are supposed to be midgets or dwarves. Though with all the fantasy stuff lately, dwarves have had enough publicity. So midgets got the break to be called the children of rage.

Some people have a reputation that precedes them. David Cronenberg is one of them. Normally, he is known as being twisted or sick monkey. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Most of his movies seem to be tied together with medical horror, disease/sex or mind/body. Think about the maggot birth in the Fly or Jeff Goldblum's slow transformation and loss of humanity to something else. I'm sure that Crash, eXistenZ, Dead Ringers, and most of his others movies would fit into that category.

I'm not really a Cronenberg fan. Dead Zone is one of the better Stephen King adaptations. The Fly, I had to watch at some point. Even with everything going for it, I'm still partial to the original because it has Vincent Price. Well, Scanners has one of the true great moments in gore with the exploding head. It isn't hard to find an animated gif of that scene. I haven't gotten around to watching History of Violence.

Cronenberg wrote the Brood going through a rough divorce and custody battle at the time. Do you think he managed to purge any demons with this movie? His soon-to-be ex-wife couldn't be too happy with such a video letter coming out at the time. You get the feeling that Cronenberg didn't have much sympathy for Nola's character. The end has her husband strangling her to save the daughter. I hate to think Cronenberg intended that as some sort of message to his ex-wife.

Samantha Eggar comes across as very unsympathetic which is nice way to put it. Uber-beeeeyotchhhhhhhhh is less polite way. Almost every scene with her is her in therapy and screaming. Near the end, Nola starts ranting about making sure that her daughter, Candy, won't be alive to live with Frank. That rouses the KILLER RAGE MIDGETS to chase after Candy. I get the feeling Cronenberg was determined to make sure that the sympathy of the audiences always fell on her husband.

The scientist tampering in domains they have no right to explore are required to die by the hands of their creation. How many times has Frankenstein been killed by the hands of his monster? Every scientist that creates some monster must be killed for all the suffering they cause. The entire Wages of Science is death corollary. Psychoplasmics isn't quite mind over matter. Somehow, negative emotions can be used to physically scar the body. That doesn't sound like something anyone would want to do. Take you depression away and leave you with skin tumors or continually giving birth to creepy KILLER RAGE MIDGETS and placenta chili.

The first attack was very reminiscent of the shower scene from Psycho especially the music. Granted, the Killer Midget attack was more violent. The blood was shown to spatter on the floor far more tamely than say Peter Jackson's Bad Taste which reveled in its excess. Still, grunting killer midgets do seem freaky which is almost a byword for Cronenberg.

For the most part, Frank comes across as fairly sympathetic well except for doing everything but just flat out asking Candy's teacher, Ruth, out on a date. We don't really known how much he had to endure his wife's breakdown. If she was acting half as deranged as in her role play sessions before being committed, Frank does seem more understandable. Still, a guy virtually hitting on his daughter's teacher while his wife is undergoing mental therapy and daughter has witnessed at least one brutal murder does have very bad feel about it.

This movie has a lot more depth than what Leonard Maltin's movie guide describes it as something to the effect of Samantha Eggar eats her own afterbirth and killer midgets club grandparents to death. Film school students can throw large words about how movies are profound, artistic, etc. Not being a film critic, I'll leave the deeper meanings to those qualified like Joe Bob Briggs and stick to the horror aspects.


-----

Rogue Reviewers Roundtable Topic: Masters of Horror

Danny's Review Site: Side Order of Ninjas




Roundtable Reviews | (Score: 0)
Roundtable Reviews
Reads: 1417
Posted by Duane on Sunday, October 01, 2006 @ 00:00:00 Mountain Daylight Time

 When I was told that this month's Roundtable Review was a Masters Of Horror theme, I immediately jumped to the name John Carpenter, but, when I announced this, my friend, and fellow Rogue, Jordan Garren, pointed out that I'm a huge fan (and actually never shut up about) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, so he was surpirsed the I didn't choose a Tobe Hooper movie! Needless to say, I was shocked and disappointed with myself. I am a huge Texas Chainsaw fan and a huge Tobe Hooper fan and how could I betray my own obession like that?!? So, I withdrew my initial name and reassigned myself to Tobe Hooper, but, doing yet another review of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre would only have our most glorious editor, Duane Martin, flying into town and slapping me across the back of the head, and I couldn't blame him, so I decided to go with Tobe's second horror movie, Eaten Alive.

Eaten Alive is the tale of Judd, Judd lives in a small Texas town, he's a bit insane and he's been killing people for years...sound familiar? Well, Eaten Alive feels like a riff on the Texas Chainsaw story. You see, while Judd is an insane maniac, he lives alone on the edge of a small town and he's got a swamp around his house, a swamp that he keeps his pet crocodile in, a crocodile that has a taste for human flesh! Judd runs a small hotel and when people come for a room, it's the crocodile that gets the room service!

The real gem in this movie is the performance of Neville Brand as Judd, Neville plays it perfectly as the scythe weilding Judd, which makes it a surprise that Eaten Alive has been largely ignored by most people, even I hadn't seen this movie in years. Eaten Alive is a strong sophomore effort by Hooper and it's available now on a special edition DVD, if you're a fan of Tobe Hooper then this is one that you might not have seen that deserves a second look. Take it from me, it's not Texas Chainsaw, but it's a close second. And, until next time, when we'll talk some more about my love of seconds...and thirds and I’m not even talking about movies, remember that the best movies are bad movies.


-----

Rogue Reviewers Roundtable Topic: Masters of Horror

Brian's Review Site: The Bad Movie Guy




Roundtable Reviews | (Score: 0)
Roundtable Reviews
Reads: 1548
Posted by Duane on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 @ 00:32:18 Mountain Daylight Time

 When is a movie about a giant ape not really a movie about a giant ape? When it’s called Konga. Then it is more about a mad scientist who is obsessed with both his work with strange plants and his efforts in trying to score with a girl that is far, far too young for him. Tossing in an oversized chimp that goes on a rampage at film’s end is merely a bonus.

Believed to have died in a plane crash in Africa, noted botanist Dr. Charles Decker reappears a year later in London, armed with a fantastic survival story and accompanied by a chimp named Konga. While living amongst the natives for that year, he was shown the miraculous properties of many of the local plants and he has now returned with seedlings from said plants in order to conduct his own experiments. He eventually creates a potion that enlarges the size of any creature that consumes it…thus transforming the cute little Konga into a man in a cheap ape suit. The potion also makes the now man-sized chimp completely obedient to Decker’s will – a situation the ever increasingly mad scientist uses to dispatch anyone who gets in his way, whether it is a professional competitor or a rival for his affections, the latter taking the form of a young woman who attends one of the classes he teaches.

I first saw this film when I was about eleven or twelve. At that age I was more obsessed with monsters than anything else, so I sat through the film only to see the parts featuring a giant monkey gone berserk. Since these came at the very end of the movie, my memories afterwards didn’t reflect highly on the film. In fact, I pretty much thought it was a piece of boring crap. Flash forward twenty odd years and the arrival of the film on DVD. Now I was eager to see it again, especially having learned that the lead role was played by Michael Gough. More recently known as Alfred the butler in the first four Batman films, he had a reputation in the late 50’s and early 60’s as a singular chewer of scenery. That, coupled with my more developed adult tastes and appreciation for things not involving giant monsters, made me quite eager to see the movie again and I was not disappointed when I did.

To describe Gough’s performance in this film as unrestrained is a gross understatement. He brings not only a high level of manic energy to his mad scientist, but quite a large helping of the “mad” quotient as well. Simply put, his Dr. Decker is freakin’ nuts. He literally bounces around many scenes, practically screaming his lines and spraying saliva all over anyone nearby. While that may not be enough to qualify him as insane, his actions with Konga the chimp certainly are and the murders he has the enlarged simian commit are just an extension of his own insane jealousy. The FX in the movie are laughable by today’s standards. Hell, I cannot see how anyone back then could have viewed the silly dolls used to represent diminutive humans to Konga’s giant chimp as anything but cheap and ridiculous. The ape suit used for the enlarged Konga is pretty phony as well, as are the crazy plants in Decker’s lab. Still, the film is just loaded with cheeze. Not the cheap, low budget cheeze of the 50’s or the more exploitive cheeze of the later 60’s, but a different kind of cheeze that is difficult to categorize. To best understand it, you’ll have to watch it for yourself.


-----

Rogue Reviewers Roundtable Topic: Mad Scientists

Tim's Review Site: Shadow's B-Movie Graveyard




Roundtable Reviews | (Score: 4)
Roundtable Reviews
Reads: 1433
Posted by Duane on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 @ 00:05:00 Mountain Daylight Time

 I’ve become a lot more picky with how I use my time nowadays. That’s one of the reasons that Species III annoyed the living hell out of me. I’ve seen it at least twice before watching it for the review and I still find that I have to scour the IMdb just to fill in the blanks for the parts that were simply too boring to retain in memory.

Theres no beating around the bush, Species III is a bad, long, boring movie. They should have just let the entire franchise die off with Species II, which itself sucked ass. Granted I knew Species III was going to blow within the first ten minutes of the 1st time I saw it. Suspension of Disbelief was lost almost instantly. Eve’s (Natasha Henstridge) body is being collected by the government, in an unescorted military ambulance truck driven by 2… count ‘em 2, E-4s. Remember in the original Species Eve was created in this super tip-top secret lab? Remember how it was imperative that the fact that the government was tinkering with alien DNA be kept a secret? Well, those budget cuts must have been a bitch, because not only are there only 2 E-4’s (think corporal if you want an approximate rank) one of them is an obsessed college professor, Dr. Abbott (Robert Knepper), in disguise! The dumbass soldier with Abbott comments that he’s never seen him before and says something like “You come in from the reserves?”

*sigh* Please tell me that it doesn’t take any real knowledge of how the military works to realize how stupid that line is. Seriously, if the military were sent to retrieve, say a terrorist leader and move him to a secure location do you think they’d just send 2 corporals with no back up? No? Didn’t think so. So if they were trying to transport an alien hybrid that they want to keep hush hush don’t you think they’d, I dunno, send a freaking helicopter and several other guys and just make up some anthrax excuse? This movie has me pissed off already.

Abbott plans on stealing Eve’s body for study, which doesn’t seem like it will be too hard seeing how he’s only got one guy to deal with. It gets easier still when a fat kid, presumably an alien hybrid offspring from Species II (I’m hazy on that movie except for cliché’d “Brother can’t get no booty” stereotypical black guy in it) magically appears in the truck and kills the stupid guy. Eve somehow returns to life long enough to pump out a baby girl and Abbott absconds with it. Oh, and then Eve dies for real I guess to contractually fulfill Ms. Henstridge’s involvement in this turd. In his own secret lab in the basement of his house, Abbott raises the alien baby, which as we know from the first movie, grows to adulthood in a short time. Because Henstridge obviously washed her hands of the movie, we get Sunny Mabrey in all of her naked glory as Sara the alien babe. Abbott’s plans are to harvest her eggs and dink around with her DNA to create a perfect species and get a Nobel prize. At least I hope that’s what he wanted out of it, because I can’t think of any other good reason to create a species superior to humans that could potentially wipe us out. But then Abbott probably doesn’t have both oars in the water, because he has a rant in one of his classes about how mankind has no right to eliminate smallpox effectively destroying another species. Yeah, ‘cause even harmful and fatal diseases have rights and feelings y’know.

No crackpot scientist should be without an Igor of some sort, so Abbott manages to enlist the aid of Dean, a grad student who you won’t buy for a second as a brilliant scientist. Well, maybe you will because in Direct to Video movies all graduate students that are integral to a mad scientist’s plot look like chippendale’s dancers. Dean is reluctant to go along with Abbott at first, but has a change of heart big enough to allow him to hide the body of his department director after Sara kills him. Theres more troubles too, since the previous alien hybrids (from Species II I assume) need to find and mate with Sara to continue their species. They’re dying because of the DNA problems that Sara doesn’t have. Of course they’re willing to kill anyone that gets in their way. (like stupid rednecks that like to have sex is nasty gas station bathrooms…well, at least he got laid first) Since Michael Madsen isn’t in this flick we only get one…count him….ONE government agent guy trying to track down the alien. ONE. Yep, those budget cutbacks really squished our ability to protect ourselves from hostile, marauding aliens.

Man, this movie is making me tired. It shouldn’t even exist. The only reason to even think about seeing it is to get a glimpse at Sunny Mabrey’s breasts, and hell, they weren’t all that great. Species III is almost 2 hours long and theres nothing in it to deserve that much run time. Its plodding, boring and mome of the characters have the charisma to make it worth watching them. You’ll forget their names….you’ll forget who is supposed to be doing what….heck, you might fall asleep in the middle of it….(I did). This is the kind of movie that can only be made by the desire to continue a franchise despite the fact that the franchise is all dried out. If this review were in the Inferno the DVD would be on fire right now.


-----

Rogue Reviewers Roundtable Topic: Mad Scientists

Mike's Review Site: Dante's Inferno




Roundtable Reviews | (Score: 0)
Roundtable Reviews
Reads: 1242
Posted by Duane on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 @ 00:05:00 Mountain Daylight Time

 Let's face it, do I really even have to go into why this one is such a classic? By now, if you are above the age of fourteen and dare have the guts to call yourself a horror fan and you haven't seen Re-Animator or at least one of the sequels (albeit they are a bit more obscure) - then my friend, right now we have an entire army of ninjas waiting just outside of your doorstep prepared to assault you with all kinds of unsavory weapons. Sporks, Boiled Potatoes... Lip Balm. Unsavory, in every way imaginable. Well, chances are there really aren't any ninjas (but here's hoping!) but by god, there really ought to be. We are talking about one of the most talked about, most loved, most passionately spoke of flicks about a severed head that performs cunnilingus on a girl. Yeah, sure, there's a little more to it than that - but I think most people remember the severed head bit more than much of anything else. Now, it's at this point in the review that if you by chance haven't seen this film - you should be really slapping yourself on the head and asking just why the heck you HAVEN'T. I'm sorry, reverse necrophilia like that just doesn't come along any old day of the week. That's the sort of stuff you just sit around HOPING will happen. Wait, that kind of sounds wrong, but I digress: Re-Animator kicks your rear end, and there are an infinite number of reasons for that - but I think one of the key elements is a man. Jeffrey "I own your soul" Combs. If you don't know who this man is, as well as not having seen this film, then kill yourself... but read this review first.

Jeffrey Combs fathered every child on this planet and spawned an entire generation somewhere in the eighties. I know this because I am one of his hellspawn. His seed was spread plentiful throughout the land and the women were satisfied from his sensual loving and smooth skills. This was before his time spent on Start Trek shows. Back when the world was obsessed with Huey Lewis & The News, tight leather pants and psychotic death-obsessed scientists determined to revive the dead. So of course when I was pressed to find a film displaying a "mad scientist" theme; I had to go with the very film who helped put my own father - and yours too if you were born between 1981 and 1987 - on the map. In all reality, Combs demonstrates in this film just why he's such a special performer and if you want to see why all of us internet geeks go ape over even the worst projects he's attached to - this flick might convert even you. There are a lot of really charismatic guys out there in film land, there are those who can ham it up, produce outrageous characters - there are those who act downright silly even. Jeffrey Combs, well, there's a certain mix of silliness and pure talent within his insane amount of charisma and performance. No matter what vehicle he is in, he gives everything and moves in with the outlandish and makes it normal. He is consistently providing character for the roles he takes on, and Herbert West is probably his greatest achievement. One part cocky and arrogant college kid who thinks he knows more than the professor (and, well, he does) and one part brooding madman just looking to prove the world wrong through shadows, mischief and darkness. His madness brings everyone around him down into insanity as well. Just an all around good guy, what can I say. Watching Jeffrey Combs flail around a basement set with a fake cat attached to his back, pretending to be ripped to ribbons by this ferocious feline, should easily be enough to make anyone pick up the DVD based simply on that one scene. Believe me, from that point on in the film, you'll be hooked.

So, being that I'm covering the mad scientist angle I know I've kind of put the cart in front of the horse and I haven't even discussed the plot of the film. I guess when you're dealing with a film with such a heavy popularity you assume it isn't necessary but I'll go over it all once again just in case anyone out there reads this one and isn't the most well versed in horror cinema. Re-Animator is the kid friendly tale of two buddies in college. Dan, the young stud dating the dean's daughter and Herbert West, the young psychotic mad scientist who rents a room from Dan. West is obsessed with defying the rules of death, and regenerating a corpse and bringing it back to life in order to disprove the silly teachings of his lead professor and much of the scientific community. Unbeknownst to many of them, West actually has produced many advancements in the field and comes up with his very own Re-Agent. A green fluid that when once pumped into the brain of a corpse, reproduces life and the dead flesh becomes living once again! ... Well, kinda. The dead essentially remains dead, but the flesh does walk and with even creepier side effects. Violent rage, superhuman strength and very little in the way of human intelligence or reasoning. So, zombies with superhuman strength running around on a college campus - as you can imagine, the secret sure doesn't remain a secret very long - but will West be able to keep his advances quiet? Will their black practices have them kicked out of school? Will this turn out uber-gory and hilarious? That's for dang sure!

It's almost kind of pointless trying to hype up what has already been hyped to the moon and back for ages now, but I figured if nothing else it should make for entertaining reading for those maybe not familiar with the series or for those out there just looking to regain some nostalgia for this legendary film. Re-Animator, when all is said and done, is simply a highly entertaining and brilliant independent horror film from a simpler time. Sure, it has it's rough edges in places, anyone can see that - but I honestly can't think of a film that produces as many wonderful reactions from me when I watch it. I've probably seen it three or four dozen times at this point; and any time I get a chance to see it again I take it. You just can't go wrong with the zany adventures of one Herbert West. It's a blood soaked laugh riot, if you want it in a nutshell. So if anyone out there at this point hasn't given it a whirl - I highly recommend you do just to see what all the fuss is about. If I've hyped it up too much at this point, well, it'll be okay. We need detractors out there too. Just don't say too much negative or I'm sending those ninjas back - WITH A VENGEANCE!


-----

Rogue Reviewers Roundtable Topic: Mad Scientists

Josh's Review Site: Varied Celluloid




Roundtable Reviews | (Score: 0)
Roundtable Reviews
Reads: 7819
Posted by Duane on Tuesday, August 01, 2006 @ 00:05:00 Mountain Daylight Time

 With the amazing success of Steven Spielberg's JAWS in 1975, film makers began coming up with new ways to keep people out of the water. Of the many rip-offs and sequels that followed, one man would borrow from the JAWS formula to make one of the most popular and beloved killer fish films of all time. Of course I'm speaking of John Sayles, the prolific screenwriter who first made a splash with his screenplay for Piranha. This film was executively produced by b-movie legend Roger Corman, directed by newcomer (and "Master of Horror") Joe Dante, and boasts the early makeup work of Rob Bottin! With all these talented men involved in the making of Piranha, it's no wonder that this film has built up a large cult following.

As the film opens, two backpackers come across a seemingly deserted military test site on a secluded mountain top near "Lost River Lake." The two young lovers sneak into the establishment and begin swimming in large pool of cold water located on the premises, only to be devoured moments later by the pool's residents: PIRANHA! Said killer fish soon escape out into the local river system when the pool is drained by local drunk, Paul Grogan (Bradford Dillman) and his sidekick, a professional finder of lost/missing people, Maggie McKeown (Heather Menzies). As the deadly mutated fish swarm through rivers and streams and devour hapless swimmers and fishermen alike. But where did these voracious, man-eating monstrosities come from you may wonder?

Well they were created by the film's resident mad scientist, Dr. Robert Hoak (Kevin McCarthy!). Apparently Dr. Hoak had created his pet RAZORTEETH for the U.S. government, as a way to destroy the water systems of North Korea during the Cold War. Once the Cold War ended, Hoak was left with his surviving "biting-beauties" and continued his experiments. The result is a piranha that can live in cold or warm water, that can survive in salt water, that can breed at an exponential rate, and that also exhibit a problem-solving capability! ("You're MAD Dr. Hoak! MAD I tell you!") Hoak joins Paul and Maggie in the race to stop the fiendish fish, and later sacrifices himself to save a young boy. (Once again, an eccentric man of science is destroyed by the very thing he created.)

Eventually the military shows up to clean up the problem, but they underestimate Hoak's creation and soon a bloodbath ensues at a riverside summer camp, and later at the all new Lost River Lake Resort (owned by Dick Miller!). At the film's finale, Paul Groan dives into the man-made lake and enters a flooded smelting plant that he used to work at. As Paul releases a rusty valve, releasing gallons upon gallons of pollutants into the water, he is maimed by a school of carnivorous fish. Though he is rescued at the last possible second, his efforts were futile, because some of the piranha had made it to the sea, mated with flying fish, and later invaded land in Piranha II: The Spawning.

Piranha holds a special place in my heart and I have fond memories of staying up late on weekends to watch it on TBS and/or TNT countless times during my childhood. Though it doesn't have the same emotional impact as JAWS, Piranha easily holds its own as one of the best killer fish/nature run amok films of all time. Joe Dante and company infused some humor into this tale of terror and ultimately created some of the most vicious attacks on humanity in film history. Though we don't get to see anyone get eaten right down to the bone (though we may in the latest Piranha remake that's currently being filmed), us viewers can easily fill in the blanks. Along with an effective and sometimes creepy musical score and some good acting, Piranha is a superb way to kill some time (and terrify small children!).

The 20th Anniversary Special Edition DVD of Piranha is testament to the film's cult status. The film is featured in a relatively clean fullscreen print (its original aspect ratio according to the pamphlet contained within the DVD) with a Dolby Digital 2.0 Mono soundtrack and the disc is packed with extras, including: An audio commentary by director Joe Dante and producer Jon Davidson, Never-before-seen-footage of the "making of Piranha," Bloopers and Outtakes, the original theatrical trailer, cast & crew biographies, trailers of other Roger Corman Classics, cool interactive menus, and a reproduction of the original "Theatrical Marketing Guide!" This DVD gives Piranha the royal treatment it deserves, so be sure to pick up a copy of it... if you can find one.


----

Rogue Reviewer's Roundtable Topic: Mad Scientists
Jordan's Review Site: The B-Movie Film Vault




Roundtable Reviews | (Score: 0)

All written content on Rogue Cinema is copyright ©2004-2010 Rogue Cinema and its respective authors.
Reproduction of any content on this site in part or in whole without express written permission is strictly prohibited.